Two weeks ago I went to Puhoi with friends for some cheesy bites and sight seeing. We came to this cafe and saw the interesting sugar packets with some interesting phrases on it. I would like to share them with all of you.

• “I am excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
• “Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” – Will Roger
• “Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.” – Chinese proverb
• “I have my faults, but being wrong isn’t one of them.” – Jimmy Hoffa
• “The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” – Bill Cosby
• “Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.” – Issac Asimou
• “It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.’ – Bop Hope
• “My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.” – Paul Getty
• “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Fred Allen
• “The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.” – Polish proverb
• “Say Hi to your mum for me.”

Which one is your favourite phrase?